You've been asked to say a few words, and you'd rather do almost anything else. Skip the blank page. Tell us your stories and get back a personalised speech you can read aloud on the day.
Speeches for
- Wedding toasts: best man, maid or matron of honour, parent of the bride or groom
- Milestone birthdays
- Retirements
- Work and personal farewells
- Other celebratory tributes
How it works
- Buy and answer two quick questions. At checkout, tell us the occasion and the event date.
- Reply to your confirmation email. Send the names, your relationship to them, 3 to 5 stories or details, the tone you want (heartfelt, funny or both) and the length (about 2, 4 or 6 minutes).
- Get your speech. It arrives by email within 48 hours of your reply, ready to read aloud, with a short delivery tips note.
- Ask for a tweak. One free revision within 7 days.
What makes a good speech
The best speeches sound like you and are full of real details. The more specific the stories you send, such as the time the car broke down on the way to the footy or the way they always steal the last dumpling, the more personal the speech feels. Don't worry about polishing your notes: bullet points are fine.
Being upfront
Each speech is drafted with AI assistance, then read and polished by a person before it's sent to you. We aren't professional speechwriters and we don't claim to be. What you get is a solid, personal first speech built from your own stories, with a free revision to get it right.
What we don't write: eulogies or funeral speeches. They're too sensitive for this service.
Good to know
- Turnaround is 48 hours from when you reply with your details, so order with time to spare before your event.
- Everything happens by email, so it works anywhere in Australia.
- Your speech is written for you to read aloud, and the delivery tips note covers pacing and nerves.
We'll be in touch to arrange it.